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Mother Hood's avatar

@kry5tyn this is all your fault! 😆

I knew exactly what you were doing as soon as I read “Slutty Little Read” and then I about died laughing when I read “Grandma” 🤣😂🤣😂

I’m eagerly awaiting the next abomination 🫦

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Im cooking up soooo much unhinged chaos!

This leans into tomorrow's shinanigans

But without the smut part

Monday's are for the dirty stuff

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Mother Hood's avatar

Damn, are you going to get me to start looking forward to Mondays? 😸

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

I dunno, I might just switched to clown smut just to make it confusing 🤣

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Mother Hood's avatar

Aaaaand in true you fashion, you’ve wrecked it 🫠 back to Sunday scaries now 😰

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

You haven’t even heard my clown work yet! Sexy, slutty clowns!

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Mother Hood's avatar

Are you hearing yourself? “Sexy slutty clowns” just sounds 😱🙅‍♀️📉⤵️

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Kry5tyn's avatar

lol hahahahaha i take no blame nor credit.

Grandma bout fucked me all the way up.

although he is making me want to write another smutty chapter.

no cucumbers though.

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

No crunchy cukes!?!?

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Kry5tyn's avatar

thats not even original anymore 🤭

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Liz's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Grandma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love it 🥳

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

I feel like I’m testing those credentials with this shit 🤣🤣🤣

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Liz's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂 It’s allowed

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A Romantic Realist's avatar

that was.. INTERESTING! Neven imagined boring little red riding hood THAT way!

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The Functional Wreck's avatar

I imagine if I was 100+ years old and still looking like im in my 20's, I'd be just as freaky, if not more! Hahaha

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