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You write now—her right now

You write now—her right now

aka: how to weaponize your weird little brain for emotional damage and reader retention.

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Jun 22, 2025
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Look.
I know what it looks like.
And yeah, that was the point.

You saw the title.
You clocked the photo.
You paused.
Scrolled back up.
Paused again.

You’re here now. So let’s talk.

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